OK,
just finished the latest episode of Stargate SG-1.
Just
so everyone knows, LOVE Claudia Black. Hey,
Erin and Chriton rock Farscape, and I really liked her character here too…what
was her name? Varla?
Varla’s
just this incorrigible multi-layered-lying, cheating, mercenary, ass-kicking bitch,
and I can respect that…
…but
I didn’t care for the combat between her and Daniel. The
parts where they were actually kicking each other’s asses was OK. Especially
the moment where Daniel comes to terms with the fact that even though she’s
a girl, she’s kicking his ass, and he can’t let that happen…so he
pops her in the nose…
…maybe
it’s just that I don’t like the idea of anyone but me being that flirty-touchy-hands-on
with Daniel…but I just didn’t like the part where they were trying to
make the fight *hot*. It fell flat. The
choreography was lousy fight choreography, and seemed a little flat and awkward. The
sexual tension seemed a little forced and ridiculous, in that setting.
Especially
when you consider the slap-stick elements like the hair-pulling chick-fight scuffle
that they got into and the ending to the fight where she subdues and kisses him, and
he kisses her back, and then tenderly says “You’re a fruitcake”,
and she head-butts him and knocks him out…since they did go that direction,
it was a nice touch…but as a whole, it just didn’t fit.
They
should have had a brutal knock-down-drag-out and resumed the sexual tension afterwards. They
just loaded too much into it…or the timing was wrong, or the chemistry or something. It
didn’t work. A more consistently
serious fight scene would have established her more firmly as a dangerous, treacherous
character.
Those
darn DeLouise boys…they’re adorable, and quite good with making T.V…but
they DO tend to want to insert slap-stick comedy in the weirdest places. Sometimes
it works, and sometimes it doesn’t.
All
the sexual tension leading up to the fight scene was cool…especially when she
takes off the super-soldier helmet and he realizes that it’s not…you know…a
half-dead, skinless, male, automaton of his sworn enemy that’s coming on to
him in a creepily sadistic way. You can
practically see him thinking “You know, it wouldn’t be nearly so bad to
be the sexual captive of…wait…yes it would…of course it would…I
have a ship and crew to think of….the mission man…remember the mission…”
It’s
cool to see the tougher, more ruthless side of Daniel win out without a big drama
fit from his humanitarian side. She tells
him this big whole sob story about a lost colony hiding from the Guold, and he just
sort of does the “Uh huh. Right. Here’s
the brig, get comfy” thing. In
Jack’s absence, Daniel has gotten a little harder-edged and more practical to
compensate.
I
liked Daniel in the bits of super-soldier suit. That
was nice-looking and hilariously incongruous all at once. I
guess just because it’s the kind of outfit that an academic would put together
if he were trying to make a mercenary costume out of what was available… and
Michael Shanks wore it at LEAST as well as Vin Deisel or a younger version of Van
Damm would have.
All-in-all,
a passable neither-here-nor-there transition episode between story arcs, and a good
character introduction for Varla, who I expect we will be seeing more of.